Dreamboat #3: Catfight

Dreamboat's dreamboat of the week (DOW) has been awarded to Michael Olise. Not because we discuss bad cafe deco or money laundering (we are sure he has wonderful penchant for interior decoration [imagine Olise on a cognac leather Zanotta sofa – drool!]) but because the French international scored a hattrick against Northern Ireland the night before, and nothing gets Leo a little hot under the collar than dreamy eyes, snaking runs and the threshold separating arrogance from the cool composure of someone fully aware of their sheer superiority. Plus: a hattrick seems all but appropriate for the third iteration of this here little morning show. Speaking of dreamy eyes, Dan is woken up early by some feral frenzy outside his window at 4am (Update: fight may have been some feline summer courtship) and Leo is confronted with sexism complaints by loyal listeners fluent in the languages of songs we happen to play. And speaking of superiority, Dreambeat senses an opportunity of being catapulted to fame by becoming the premier show providing a platform to the world's Maultrommel musics. Plus, listener of the week, Paulina, has the whole of Berlin signing "oooohhh ahhh" in their private chambers and feeling just that little bit more porous thanks to her stunning contribution to the newest edition of Shamezam. You can submit your Shamezams too! Cleanse your own shameful musical memories politely stored in perpetuity in the baths of collective listening – its called "showing vulnerability".